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Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws or hangings are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have only one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
In my shop and my home I have many chemicals, such as hot lime, many firearms, shovels, a backhoe, and five hundred acres behind the house.
No, I will not make this a public affair that would embarrass you.
Your disappearance will say more than a public announcement.
(supply phone numbers) __________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Do not try to call or write (since you probably cant, anyway).
Any attempt to make contact might cause you injury.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
You may glance at her while talking, so long as you do not peer below her neck.
When would it the best time to interview your father, mother, relatives, neighbors, minister/rabbi/priest, and past girlfriends? You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are no crowds, beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or carefree happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe.
After my daughter enters the house, restart your car and quietly leave my property.
The speed limit is 10 mph entering or exiting the property. It takes very little for me to mistakenly determine that the dust cloud from your fancy car on the dirt road from the highway is an attack on our home.